R- Rated Syllabus

I know I'm probably the only one who still enjoys this things, but with all the hot young students cluttering up my city, and young protohomosexuals filling up my craigslist during their first few days of sexual freedom, it just feels right to fill up the blog with mostly naked boys with their naughty bits covered with books they may or may not be reading in their English Lit classes.

Appointment in Samarra by John O'Hara


The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera


All the Kings Men by Robert Penn Warren


A Suspension of Mercy by Patricia Highsmith

WRITER'S BLOCK: A MYTH

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

---Steve Martin

Mini Mix

Just a few songs until I get a real post up. I have been thinking about you guys, I promise. It just hasn't been a very productive week for anything other than sitting inside at my new apartment, sitting on the floor and watching tv. No work on the novel, no poetry, no posts, nothing.

All of these songs are vintage oldies, or sound like oldies. Rest assured, if the song was recorded during your lifetime, it's not an oldie. You're still young and vibrant and in the prime of your life. Would I lie to you?

You're Gonna Miss Me by the 13th Floor Elevators
Mojo Workout by Bill Cosby
Solo J/O by Gravy Train!!
Gone, Gone, Gone by the Pussycats
Tears Dry On Their Own by Amy Winehouse
Liar Liar by the Castaways

All links in mp3 format, all will be available until I get bored and want to upload something else. And all links are for entertainment/review purposes only, and you should always buy albums so the RIAA won't come and yell at and sue me. Because that will just get in the way of more posts. And no one wants that to happen.

Yeah, yeah

I'm in the middle of moving, again. Which is why I haven't been posting. I've been too busy throwing out the bags and bags of cans (who knew I drank that much soda?) and putting things into boxes and then taking them out and putting them into different boxes.

It should all work out, though. The new apartment is on the lake and has a private pier. I'm excited, but homeless for about the next 24 hours.

Thank goodness I can leave crap at my aunt and uncles and stay at Initials for the next two nights.

And yes, I do have stories to tell. Three of them, to be specific, all of them half written, just not ready to post. They'll be coming around the mountain when they come, and it'll be soon.

Undies

It seems just rude that National Underwear day is the day after my birthday, especially since everyone knows how I love my undies.