tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63502572024-03-12T21:14:31.271-05:00a ridiculous raw youthBobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11834105194091787015noreply@blogger.comBlogger1036125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350257.post-34189215811975647692010-07-20T08:25:00.001-05:002010-07-20T08:25:50.552-05:00Tales of Mere Existence<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jpoHEsw9r78&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jpoHEsw9r78&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />Story of my life.Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11834105194091787015noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350257.post-19958415462360534512010-07-12T20:45:00.002-05:002010-07-12T20:47:54.480-05:00NSFW?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhj-UN7oIFpUpxu3IWiYIXLZsT4ecltUeHT-M7sZLpcBjoG7sABnYbs9GKffZ9UbW4zPg20EviBsUdWm49I8IrBpzEqTD8bjp84hTXBHPtT6q_g3irIaAiIKIcA624_2z2H16YA/s1600/bookreading.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 270px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhj-UN7oIFpUpxu3IWiYIXLZsT4ecltUeHT-M7sZLpcBjoG7sABnYbs9GKffZ9UbW4zPg20EviBsUdWm49I8IrBpzEqTD8bjp84hTXBHPtT6q_g3irIaAiIKIcA624_2z2H16YA/s400/bookreading.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5493201520703016914" /></a><br />(<a href="http://dudetube.tumblr.com/post/787643486/fluffydaze-via-pornotumble-)biggaytiger">dudetube</a> and some other tumblrs)Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11834105194091787015noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350257.post-30890810582482919312010-06-27T11:23:00.006-05:002010-06-27T11:40:57.418-05:00Imperial Bedrooms<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQGI_C3KRtF1iUkfJfNaQahdF6Kewg711rhCQhKz1jtIJwi4BCDsqoYi9F5cqysf5RwqlyyuToHzXCxrl6CLualL37pNF4aQrlY1sYBCY21wzf1UKUq-uMdybqV3Ukss3BRDaC/s1600/breteastonellis.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 190px; height: 237px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQGI_C3KRtF1iUkfJfNaQahdF6Kewg711rhCQhKz1jtIJwi4BCDsqoYi9F5cqysf5RwqlyyuToHzXCxrl6CLualL37pNF4aQrlY1sYBCY21wzf1UKUq-uMdybqV3Ukss3BRDaC/s400/breteastonellis.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5487490679541816514" /></a><br />So the new Bret Easton Ellis book <a href="http://www.avclub.com/articles/bret-easton-ellis-imperial-bedrooms,42203/">Imperial Bedrooms</a> is bad, but I think my least favorite part is the author's picture on the dust jacket. <br /><br />This is the picture of a man who desperately needs to be punched in the face. <br /><br />(For those of you who would be interested in a picture of a naked man using the book cover of <U>Imperial Bedrooms</u> to shield his nudity, visit my new tumblr: <a href="http://nakedbookshelf.tumblr.com/">Naked Bookshelf</a>--all of the cool kids have narrowly-specific tumblr feeds, and I didn't want to feel left out.)Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11834105194091787015noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350257.post-66335243937971564782010-06-20T10:06:00.001-05:002010-06-20T10:08:47.353-05:00Oh, Daddy!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrJ1oA1mP09xKZQBwaZLnrO0_THTK_cYJboh-dCgP1SBInfztz4uCov_HGmpYaFJO59z_NV7B7Jg2SmiqMsyq0AdUavEGPRUQpHvm5Rwt3US3LtauQaoiaOkX7BLmE8mrOj0Il/s1600/lick.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrJ1oA1mP09xKZQBwaZLnrO0_THTK_cYJboh-dCgP1SBInfztz4uCov_HGmpYaFJO59z_NV7B7Jg2SmiqMsyq0AdUavEGPRUQpHvm5Rwt3US3LtauQaoiaOkX7BLmE8mrOj0Il/s400/lick.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5484872972983673586" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOWE6KuW8tBxqWISKrcJPmexGBaEgIDFDE_yO4IaEWfNEbSUM5LXc6AvGwWgt7PSQCqw9U8JPKyhhLyn8qOOGHDYmrNXtfAXrsWLqa_IFA-rh3Qe75lDd1fIf_8El76a8nbl4y/s1600/hand.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOWE6KuW8tBxqWISKrcJPmexGBaEgIDFDE_yO4IaEWfNEbSUM5LXc6AvGwWgt7PSQCqw9U8JPKyhhLyn8qOOGHDYmrNXtfAXrsWLqa_IFA-rh3Qe75lDd1fIf_8El76a8nbl4y/s400/hand.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5484872968748461938" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEho2Lq4vHkOSve3MyOz8tzEciMNLl8Y0UylJ3psNyd2e0iG__lNOleOh5AS8KZMGk5zicZ0_-fe9khyj5oXB4LLghid2c8QfckDPprK3a-F_7WRbcsPA0NF9L303rdVfDCebOX6/s1600/finger.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEho2Lq4vHkOSve3MyOz8tzEciMNLl8Y0UylJ3psNyd2e0iG__lNOleOh5AS8KZMGk5zicZ0_-fe9khyj5oXB4LLghid2c8QfckDPprK3a-F_7WRbcsPA0NF9L303rdVfDCebOX6/s400/finger.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5484872955371715362" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7GUzxEgnLAA-QlyUkLgVRs0rBEPLeam3A3meL-S2yAqLX1kAXSMsruTYHaTFyDAXlCF7atFkQkMbT7FqAG42SNKirGajc_Zm_LBtxcYQSXRITbla7y265X90_Secb9MRl_3KE/s1600/two.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7GUzxEgnLAA-QlyUkLgVRs0rBEPLeam3A3meL-S2yAqLX1kAXSMsruTYHaTFyDAXlCF7atFkQkMbT7FqAG42SNKirGajc_Zm_LBtxcYQSXRITbla7y265X90_Secb9MRl_3KE/s400/two.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5484872952370501986" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.juliogaggia.com/">Julio Gaggia</a>, photographer.Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11834105194091787015noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350257.post-90917464333066252552010-06-10T08:26:00.002-05:002010-06-10T08:40:44.057-05:00Solitary Soldiers Keeping the Grind AliveI didn't sleep well last night. Fortunately, this morning I stumbled onto a new guilty pleasure, the aptly named tumblr <a href="http://dancingalonetopony.tumblr.com">Dancing Alone to Pony</A>. Waking up to <I>bachelors, looking for a partner</i>, is going to make today a pretty awesome day regardless of how I slept. So simple, and yet so awesome. <br /><br />My favorite, the kitchen grinder:<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mzK6mH_4EE8&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mzK6mH_4EE8&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11834105194091787015noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350257.post-82464590266255702332010-06-08T18:25:00.004-05:002010-06-08T18:29:45.285-05:00Dating Tips for Today's Bachelor<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/V-6ATVHDLlA&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/V-6ATVHDLlA&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object><br /> <br />This Toy Story 3 promotion was directed by the cutest director I can think of, <a href="http://pixar.wikia.com/Angus_MacLane">Angus MacLane</a>.Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11834105194091787015noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350257.post-32605375046120798412010-06-06T10:04:00.000-05:002010-06-06T10:05:29.537-05:00My Kind of Kama Sutra<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXaTnNVXSlwO7UVK7ODTd_oDG_0cxFi4luPD9Sy3BvLGjDLFOg6GyPp6HP9rgMv-2Nnd5_8Cb4ljxShVdns9aYohy-4RW7bSd7a79242D3C-a5Z65TYA1QhzjmnZ1ILE13vg8d/s1600/kamasutra.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 351px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXaTnNVXSlwO7UVK7ODTd_oDG_0cxFi4luPD9Sy3BvLGjDLFOg6GyPp6HP9rgMv-2Nnd5_8Cb4ljxShVdns9aYohy-4RW7bSd7a79242D3C-a5Z65TYA1QhzjmnZ1ILE13vg8d/s400/kamasutra.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5479676974318129010" /></a>Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11834105194091787015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350257.post-60293687999461655392010-05-19T20:43:00.003-05:002010-05-19T21:02:21.918-05:00My Netflix Queue Is Super Gay<a href="http://www.wegotbruce.com/main.htm">Get Bruce</a>: A hilarious documentary about Bruce Vilanch<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcSmARUiYz0">Pageant</a>: An overrated behind-the-scenes look of "Miss Gay America"<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ciwf0ALd_rQ">Elaine Stritch: At Liberty</a>: A one-woman show by bitchiest Broadway diva. <br /><br />Seriously. Super-duper gay.Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11834105194091787015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350257.post-43845073221678193522010-05-11T18:53:00.001-05:002010-05-11T18:55:56.910-05:00Photo<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6kg-qVamAobFoHyPLS2tNHeDu95GKrmoNKptK1xZMpdNUp9J6F1m4jYXABNGmkUDiFLfb_66cMK7KhoLwLNykvi4Dnr0MapEs4_B31isEzQztg-8wt1vpQZcPaFUkRBSK-3RJ/s1600/shirtless.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 281px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6kg-qVamAobFoHyPLS2tNHeDu95GKrmoNKptK1xZMpdNUp9J6F1m4jYXABNGmkUDiFLfb_66cMK7KhoLwLNykvi4Dnr0MapEs4_B31isEzQztg-8wt1vpQZcPaFUkRBSK-3RJ/s400/shirtless.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470164977818952482" /></a><br />Via <a href="http://dudetube.tumblr.com/post/587153574/sugaronastick-realgay-via-sailingfree">dudetube</a> the tumblr.Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11834105194091787015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350257.post-84957435128413353952010-05-07T20:13:00.000-05:002010-05-07T22:16:01.758-05:00You Oughta Be Proud That I'm Getting Good Marks<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/5oEYMGL0ZtA&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/5oEYMGL0ZtA&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11834105194091787015noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350257.post-86641027142554057952010-05-03T18:07:00.000-05:002010-05-03T18:07:00.722-05:00Daria!<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/mhYwcpw6yBY&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/mhYwcpw6yBY&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />This is probably the worst trailer possible for one of <strike>my favorite</strike> the best shows of all time. I'm still excited to own the series on DVD though.Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11834105194091787015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350257.post-18170706724118674642010-05-03T13:55:00.004-05:002010-05-03T14:04:05.838-05:00I forget where this picture comes from<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWUIbh5hU99TDL-GPSP1gHN0poW2hUqjce78FlHJ2XmMHwgi-ejF-r6qJueYZYa6TP3iHcGQHAxlejWth7YuRC7AzlhR5_SxpPz0iKcvfEBo9uYq1CPmze5IvYxgABskerKo1u/s1600/paintundies.htm"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWUIbh5hU99TDL-GPSP1gHN0poW2hUqjce78FlHJ2XmMHwgi-ejF-r6qJueYZYa6TP3iHcGQHAxlejWth7YuRC7AzlhR5_SxpPz0iKcvfEBo9uYq1CPmze5IvYxgABskerKo1u/s400/paintundies.htm" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467119899073340914" /></a><br />I reinstalled Windows last week, and now every time I look at my laptop I have to think twice about whether it's worthwhile to turn it on only to spend the rest of the evening downloading security updates, codecs and add-ons. Fingers crossed, I'm almost done. <br /><br />But on the plus side, backing up my files meant that I found a lot of cool stuff I meant to blog about but never got around to.Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11834105194091787015noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350257.post-73138414013971861052010-04-20T18:51:00.003-05:002010-04-20T18:57:32.893-05:00Today's Date Means Nothing To MeI am incredibly sick of all the references to marijuana. All day long, it's like "420 giggle giggle" and it's like, I get it and I don't care.Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11834105194091787015noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350257.post-51182690228966194012010-04-14T07:29:00.001-05:002010-04-14T07:31:32.279-05:00I've Often Compared Religion to Games of Telephone<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2T3R3B6ts3WLLpKqWBEuTqJ_zwckkAw5MRfPkZR_LNGYLx75y_d_OdZUDa_PxbTI7H6xIo2WI1RfKA_MTpY-euRyJXK6kGOuKJRu4YlGHtuxYREtqs5qAELP5B7QMPKKs2ca1/s1600/religion.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 49px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2T3R3B6ts3WLLpKqWBEuTqJ_zwckkAw5MRfPkZR_LNGYLx75y_d_OdZUDa_PxbTI7H6xIo2WI1RfKA_MTpY-euRyJXK6kGOuKJRu4YlGHtuxYREtqs5qAELP5B7QMPKKs2ca1/s400/religion.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459969426455613522" /></a><br />(via <a href="http://www.smbc-comics.com/">SMBC</a>)Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11834105194091787015noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350257.post-44260788628175685672010-04-12T15:58:00.003-05:002010-04-12T16:41:11.278-05:00Weekend With The Boyfriend's FamilyAs previous stated, the boyfriend and I met with his family on Saturday as part of a belated Easter slash early 30th birthday celebration. They are all nice people, though they are somewhat exhausting to be around, constant chattering on top of more chattering, all while making decisions that I don't understand. <br /><br />For example, what kind of people drive three hours for a family get-together only to spend ninety minutes in a <a href="http://www.borders.com/online/store/Home">chain bookstore</a> in downtown Chicago? It wasn't just Borders though; it was a full day at the Magnificent Mile shopping at chain franchises found at any mall anywhere in the continental 48: Gap, Macys, Eddie Bauer, Jamba Juice, A&F, Nike, etc. <br /><br />I just don't get the thought process behind that. And I don't think I ever will.Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11834105194091787015noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350257.post-89470934681512543812010-04-09T09:01:00.005-05:002010-04-09T09:18:55.839-05:00I'm Not DeadRemember when I used to post stories, or at least somewhat witty anecdotes about my life? Somewhat regularly? Way back when? <br /><br />I have two theories why posting has more-or-less disappeared. <br /><br />1. It's all I can do to keep up with my RSS feed. While my google reader has made following blogs easier, it's a mixed blessing. I'm reading somewhere between 500 and 600 blog posts a day. It can be overwhelming.<br /><br />2. My boyfriend is a hoverer. I'll be sitting on the couch with my laptop out, and he'll come sit next to me and start reading over my shoulder. And since he promised to stop reading the blog because he kept getting his feelings hurt (and I more-or-less believe him when he says he's stopped), I just save the post and mean to restart it at some point in the future. Which doesn't often happen. <br /><br />Which more or less leaves me with posts of mostly naked pictures of cute men and youtube videos of the Reagans admitting their drug addiction.<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VhEJ8gm8aL4&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VhEJ8gm8aL4&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />The boyfriend and I are meeting his parents in Chicago this weekend for some belated Easter/early birthday greetings. Maybe there'll be a story there. A short one, so I can actually finish it.Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11834105194091787015noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350257.post-64746166594906393932010-04-01T08:06:00.000-05:002010-04-01T08:12:53.441-05:00Who You Gonna Call?<a href="http://www.thisdayinmusic.com/birthdayno1">On the day of my birth</a>, the number one song in America was Ghostbusters. <br /><br />PROPHETIC? (Or just pathetic?)<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/g4uxIo4t7xM&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/g4uxIo4t7xM&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11834105194091787015noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350257.post-39273378096101693362010-03-30T19:09:00.004-05:002010-03-30T19:34:44.370-05:00Work Sucks<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcHNa9Q3T34yhtXSvRz4FW-byN1u9j0OrphdSb0syVKVIcxFfqSEK0wzGeemhNYtCUEZ9rZGIVpquRL2LT6ykfYz4zjzeRtvNtRNT8__S8udpOf4p1dx66oxtBnWiG7SIDDwZw/s1600/worksucks.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 264px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcHNa9Q3T34yhtXSvRz4FW-byN1u9j0OrphdSb0syVKVIcxFfqSEK0wzGeemhNYtCUEZ9rZGIVpquRL2LT6ykfYz4zjzeRtvNtRNT8__S8udpOf4p1dx66oxtBnWiG7SIDDwZw/s400/worksucks.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5454583409086038562" /></a><br />It's almost funny how many incomplete posts I have saved but have yet to complete due to circumstances beyond my control. <br /><br />Some of these circumstances have been positive, like a new threesome buddy into weeknight drinking and doinking, and some have been negative, like three coworkers giving their two week notice in the last five days and adds hiring and training to the massive list of things I have to do before mid-April. <br /><br />Hence the graphic found above, which has been rolling around the tumblrs and facebooks and all those things lately.Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11834105194091787015noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350257.post-50051505247504988122010-03-22T13:28:00.003-05:002010-03-22T13:44:34.059-05:00StarrbootyDon't get me wrong--I love <a href="http://www.logotv.com/shows/rupauls_drag_race/season_2/series.jhtml">RuPaul's Drag Race</a> as much as the next homo. But I don't understand why RuPaul should be allowed to criticize <U>anyone</u> after starring in Starbooty. <br /><br />It certainly sounds like a great idea, a star vehicle for RuPaul with equal parts Russ Meyer, John Waters and "The Naked Gun," but instead of being a campy hot mess, it's just a cheap mess. Even the gratuitous male nudity doesn't save the flick, since most of the nudity comes from gay porn stars doing cameos. (If you really want to see Michael Lucas' penis, there are much better films to watch.) <br /><br /><center><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Phi-5F6wXsY&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Phi-5F6wXsY&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></center><blockquote><I>When supermodel/agency operative Starrbooty learns her niece has been kidnapped by her archrival, Annaka Manners, Starrbooty's only option is to go undercover as a street hooker to rescue her. The only snag in our heroine's plan is that in order to infiltrate the prostitution underworld she has to gain street credibility by going "all the way" with the johns.<br /><br />This time, deep cover threatens to unravel Starrbooty at her very core because this time, not only is it personal but she also discovers secrets about her true identity that she wasn't supposed to know.</i></blockquote>Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11834105194091787015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350257.post-40402910246385430792010-03-18T08:46:00.004-05:002010-03-18T09:00:31.850-05:00the world is mud-licious and puddle-wonderful<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj84-KuAwvhalpnrn6Qp6tktbyKdi88-WruHqAsw_K6JGhyphenhyphenag6YVaE3NJwvoLWBUYnoXuK28HqPEXiBES9KQpGUZOIabtGHHl6lEu-AXZd4SNZxAiLogToFE7qlobt8QoqVpJwx/s1600-h/grasshopper.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj84-KuAwvhalpnrn6Qp6tktbyKdi88-WruHqAsw_K6JGhyphenhyphenag6YVaE3NJwvoLWBUYnoXuK28HqPEXiBES9KQpGUZOIabtGHHl6lEu-AXZd4SNZxAiLogToFE7qlobt8QoqVpJwx/s400/grasshopper.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449972089550534354" /></a><br />There's something fantastic about a St Patrick's Day so warm that my drink of choice is a grasshopper. I know global warming is bad and all, but the combination of ice cream and alcohol is enough to make me lease an SUV and never walk again. <br /><br />During happy hour it was warm enough for throngs of shirtless men to constantly run past the bar. Spring is not the only thing that sprung last night.Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11834105194091787015noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350257.post-49247680064061392142010-03-15T14:38:00.000-05:002010-03-15T14:39:54.684-05:00PLZ TO BEWARE TEH IDES OF MARCH<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjZAlyUBw10gnUl5gRpfdOeA2idMn-MiMxZYjVazbQed4EyQYA4zMY9f5y6s8ULg2PWh8YppLl3yX44IkooKUCLUwb5XTTzBrRkaLwAejNRUNncWyGL_hCaCiz-iQT-Ir02GxL/s1600-h/ides.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 311px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjZAlyUBw10gnUl5gRpfdOeA2idMn-MiMxZYjVazbQed4EyQYA4zMY9f5y6s8ULg2PWh8YppLl3yX44IkooKUCLUwb5XTTzBrRkaLwAejNRUNncWyGL_hCaCiz-iQT-Ir02GxL/s400/ides.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5448947479984124002" /></a><br />(via <a href="http://lolerature.tumblr.com/post/450000233/shakespeare-julius-caesar-plz-to-beware-teh-ides">lolerature</a>)Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11834105194091787015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350257.post-62477069977031908772010-03-07T21:19:00.001-06:002010-03-07T21:21:41.585-06:00Academy Awards Dead-BlogAs you may have guessed, I've decided against a liveblog of the Oscars. <br /><br />Actually, the decision was made for me, since the internet in our building cut out about twenty minutes before the show was due to begin, and only came back, intermittently, starting with that half-hearted waste of time tribute to horror films. <br /><br />But as a consolation prize, below you will find naked pictures of men with the posters of the best picture nominees covering the good parts. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5JorTMpb93GF8JGdv1UhE7pvgIvMmxNi1tXGRCELOWz0uIGYCv5dsmM-YkBg_9CpSgC3s1xIvIM_9N_5tpNUoVEoxSrS3I_64kC3m9fYTqnMPY_l-d9TfLzHTuVdNWzxL1Omc/s1600-h/upintheair.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 359px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5JorTMpb93GF8JGdv1UhE7pvgIvMmxNi1tXGRCELOWz0uIGYCv5dsmM-YkBg_9CpSgC3s1xIvIM_9N_5tpNUoVEoxSrS3I_64kC3m9fYTqnMPY_l-d9TfLzHTuVdNWzxL1Omc/s400/upintheair.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446094875860108210" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiod4cyOT3Mq8FHwxodl_MYy6HHINfDIsVcmVM1EKtnAaSFfAeA77W-aBr8nnBs9E91MCtI2CQlC5U7MQwwUbbMhzupGErTfU8mOd2PgGzfANdkwrYGpgoxinwDCW5emGOXZCHA/s1600-h/up.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 307px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiod4cyOT3Mq8FHwxodl_MYy6HHINfDIsVcmVM1EKtnAaSFfAeA77W-aBr8nnBs9E91MCtI2CQlC5U7MQwwUbbMhzupGErTfU8mOd2PgGzfANdkwrYGpgoxinwDCW5emGOXZCHA/s400/up.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446094867237669522" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-b3j_tfme7tKbZRWl6amJOykXaX17I_yEHuZ8Pb7G0Tpt94smZC4SpwLHUDCEGZDGoUMtp3t_94_uXykwKP5AZchdf2KsN2s2txTYYW1J4HlLxglGEBJA0k72EUyJiOSjnrBp/s1600-h/thehurtlocker.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 369px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-b3j_tfme7tKbZRWl6amJOykXaX17I_yEHuZ8Pb7G0Tpt94smZC4SpwLHUDCEGZDGoUMtp3t_94_uXykwKP5AZchdf2KsN2s2txTYYW1J4HlLxglGEBJA0k72EUyJiOSjnrBp/s400/thehurtlocker.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446094860365194594" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTGuofCLsmP8Ztx8GKC2X1-vDTlO8J9CRptQcbDMLmNCpcnQgZ0lsiBdqcWxmcdeku_eLDDjgSfrLI6fk_L8iVtraJnqxPH47HQY0I9xRY3cH7fz9lbS4XHNZIxV6Q1mvSK70N/s1600-h/seriousman.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 309px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTGuofCLsmP8Ztx8GKC2X1-vDTlO8J9CRptQcbDMLmNCpcnQgZ0lsiBdqcWxmcdeku_eLDDjgSfrLI6fk_L8iVtraJnqxPH47HQY0I9xRY3cH7fz9lbS4XHNZIxV6Q1mvSK70N/s400/seriousman.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446096323352480370" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGuE5jdg8EGEQktMNjyRgszSFj81rt3EebIbEY7ar3sl5beZytgmLxu3NwTX1hDqUo3ORkAvThnV7EQD47dI7TUY49eX_HkFClufD6opBDF9nrFhOv1RtXmBvwaLLelWGTmsoZ/s1600-h/inglouriousbasterds.jpg"><img style="display:block; 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margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3VJ9d8yjhDIRr6648P-xGm0T9ZiqSDsUJbxvVW1t-WIm95UW4PmZT1qMKUsERtAxN1PPKck3_HjoCwnXhqZKQg54umynAX-idaXM2xcBGMZ7khELTJevXy0pI1L8qz9gOFTTp/s400/district9.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446094071600841234" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4MbEyix9lxGZUzezUSH0-UGUXWLas4X5Q1ber6jp1bWS0B_SGyNOL_EhA7LBUjnD4nzyBZEfFYZaFgwOQstJGf_5JHo-DO4ckXnBb98GcoNzFkW2_pGilSSWP8yw7veNGE35R/s1600-h/avatar.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 346px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4MbEyix9lxGZUzezUSH0-UGUXWLas4X5Q1ber6jp1bWS0B_SGyNOL_EhA7LBUjnD4nzyBZEfFYZaFgwOQstJGf_5JHo-DO4ckXnBb98GcoNzFkW2_pGilSSWP8yw7veNGE35R/s400/avatar.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446094068398694450" /></a>Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11834105194091787015noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350257.post-16344487777541819482010-03-07T10:50:00.002-06:002010-03-07T11:01:49.700-06:00KaPow!For those of you interested, my wisdom teeth removal was an uneventful success, and the most painful part has been the severe limitation of my alcohol consumption while I'm on medication (even though the medication is not making me nearly as loopy or excitable as I was led to believe). I'm a little lethargic, as if I were fighting a cold, but that's about it. So disappointing. <br /><br />At least I'm barely puffy and still fairly cute. <br /><br />I haven't decided whether I will be live-blogging tonight's Oscars. It depends on how I'm feeling later this afternoon and if I get any comments encouraging me. I had fun in previous years, but I don't know how popular the feature ends up being, and if I can't have alcohol the awards show might not be nearly as enjoyable and my quips might not be nearly as funny. <br /><br />To end this post on an unrelated note, this picture of the Count beating up that Twilight dude makes my day. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-p4hfvMbBXXotnEh8B7BDe1vzons55fD6s4VXdulTUEFwH7kBHKBCNo5iqtFPjx0OX3aeiNHyp9Qhy2zbOs98rrzxz3CStSbLe_YRuC_hh9bttKg-3Spcq_sagKFa4M01z625/s1600-h/Down_for_the_Count_by_poopbear.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 259px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-p4hfvMbBXXotnEh8B7BDe1vzons55fD6s4VXdulTUEFwH7kBHKBCNo5iqtFPjx0OX3aeiNHyp9Qhy2zbOs98rrzxz3CStSbLe_YRuC_hh9bttKg-3Spcq_sagKFa4M01z625/s400/Down_for_the_Count_by_poopbear.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445935477358640658" /></a><br />(Pic found at Boing Boing via a deviantART account with a <a href="http://poopbear.deviantart.com/">silly name</a>)Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11834105194091787015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350257.post-62269058453959935692010-03-03T11:04:00.003-06:002010-03-03T11:04:00.113-06:00It's the Beat My Heart SkipsThis is a pre-scheduled post; if everything has gone according to plan, my wisdom teeth were removed about twenty minutes ago and I am in a delightful, druggy haze. <br /><br />For no real reason, here's a mini mix with three covers of one of the musical gems of the past ten years, each a radically different take on the Beyonce hit. Right click, save as, support your favorite artists, etc. <br /><br /><a href="http://rpsylvester.googlepages.com/CrazyInLoveBaseballs.mp3">Crazy in Love</a> as performed by the <a href="http://www.thebaseballs.com/">Baseballs</a><br /><a href="http://rpsylvester.googlepages.com/CrazyInLovePuppiniSisters.mp3">Crazy in Love</a> as performed by the <a href="http://www.thepuppinisisters.com/">Puppini Sisters</a><br /><a href="http://rpsylvester.googlepages.com/CrazyinloveAntonyHegarty.mp3">Crazy in Love (live)</a> as performed by <a href="http://www.antonyandthejohnsons.com/">Antony and the Johnsons</a>Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11834105194091787015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350257.post-46803924174413154902010-03-01T17:30:00.006-06:002010-03-01T17:56:08.869-06:00Ow! My Wisdom!Posting this week might be <strike>less than usual</strike> exactly whatever the hell passes as normal for this blog lately, due to my heading back home to have my wisdom teeth removed. I know, I am kind of old for this, but my mom only had hers out when she was 45, and my aunt still has hers, so I didn't think it would be a problem. But now they are, and here I am. <br /><br />I'd like to point out that I'm not plugging for sympathy; I've got the tolerance of a perfectionist drag queen and can tolerate physical pain while going about my business and still look fantastic. I might be a little puffy, sure, but I'm not worried and am completely uninterested in the massive amounts of sympathy that everyone has been extending to me for the past week. <br /><br />What I am interested in is these pictures by <a href="http://models.com/people/doug-inglish">Doug Inglish</a> that have been sitting in my "to blog" file for weeks. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkC2rhGJmko6edUARYR121-YRbgk5WnHaFOgJs7ohHRopsfCxQJUBPTaQjiynrcEIfKKij5VKTochJw04uwZ555SXjbx_w0u5BeUVyZFHYKP0tMETAtohnRo5YCbiJTWTRtMbO/s1600-h/mickey.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 285px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkC2rhGJmko6edUARYR121-YRbgk5WnHaFOgJs7ohHRopsfCxQJUBPTaQjiynrcEIfKKij5VKTochJw04uwZ555SXjbx_w0u5BeUVyZFHYKP0tMETAtohnRo5YCbiJTWTRtMbO/s400/mickey.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443815264218152642" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivpBzkadlp6G9JGmR53uK2iIq3fPVMH_00OwYWHZf3uuWwEgXCtl3NyAtXYv8TbdjSDNYZ_7PM_HnKLuzqGII_1g7pDVvd08t2v-sFJVPHeF1ViYBXZH0G5xECptKJcqf1KHCk/s1600-h/flag.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 285px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivpBzkadlp6G9JGmR53uK2iIq3fPVMH_00OwYWHZf3uuWwEgXCtl3NyAtXYv8TbdjSDNYZ_7PM_HnKLuzqGII_1g7pDVvd08t2v-sFJVPHeF1ViYBXZH0G5xECptKJcqf1KHCk/s400/flag.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443815255380323282" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg17Z1V8KyMagP9rifaxBYIZ-5kmLzYNcRire9xdo9eAHesi90_TKDKQq2zo9SYE1GiPtOnRLfoVSnTpWWhECE5DiWZLLJpN21nkaGngwLpwHSL94v3aXgtILGbg8EST4b5-uWh/s1600-h/sailor.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 285px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg17Z1V8KyMagP9rifaxBYIZ-5kmLzYNcRire9xdo9eAHesi90_TKDKQq2zo9SYE1GiPtOnRLfoVSnTpWWhECE5DiWZLLJpN21nkaGngwLpwHSL94v3aXgtILGbg8EST4b5-uWh/s400/sailor.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443815266625642994" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFzTj7XiMIpgtAiLis3hm4unYOoSVGjKYrUfC3itibeR_SoOzoiqdVhH2kj0AAEsvbWUlriJMDNKKlKyPTAMl78hpIAxHLiqslnShUH_fEYNuGvGZ3c40HQP8qNX_Q0v7V-jPq/s1600-h/stars.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 285px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFzTj7XiMIpgtAiLis3hm4unYOoSVGjKYrUfC3itibeR_SoOzoiqdVhH2kj0AAEsvbWUlriJMDNKKlKyPTAMl78hpIAxHLiqslnShUH_fEYNuGvGZ3c40HQP8qNX_Q0v7V-jPq/s400/stars.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443815249394530178" /></a><br /><br />I might not be interested in sympathy, but I wouldn't mind one of these guys dressed up in a sexy little nurse's outfit.Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11834105194091787015noreply@blogger.com1