Tales of Mere Existence

Story of my life.

NSFW?

(dudetube and some other tumblrs)

Imperial Bedrooms

So the new Bret Easton Ellis book Imperial Bedrooms is bad, but I think my least favorite part is the author's picture on the dust jacket.

This is the picture of a man who desperately needs to be punched in the face.

(For those of you who would be interested in a picture of a naked man using the book cover of Imperial Bedrooms to shield his nudity, visit my new tumblr: Naked Bookshelf--all of the cool kids have narrowly-specific tumblr feeds, and I didn't want to feel left out.)

Oh, Daddy!

Julio Gaggia, photographer.

Solitary Soldiers Keeping the Grind Alive

I didn't sleep well last night. Fortunately, this morning I stumbled onto a new guilty pleasure, the aptly named tumblr Dancing Alone to Pony. Waking up to bachelors, looking for a partner, is going to make today a pretty awesome day regardless of how I slept. So simple, and yet so awesome.

My favorite, the kitchen grinder:

Dating Tips for Today's Bachelor

This Toy Story 3 promotion was directed by the cutest director I can think of, Angus MacLane.

My Kind of Kama Sutra

My Netflix Queue Is Super Gay

Get Bruce: A hilarious documentary about Bruce Vilanch
Pageant: An overrated behind-the-scenes look of "Miss Gay America"
Elaine Stritch: At Liberty: A one-woman show by bitchiest Broadway diva.

Seriously. Super-duper gay.

Photo

Via dudetube the tumblr.

You Oughta Be Proud That I'm Getting Good Marks