Last night, the roommate and the creepy choad (which is how he should be referred) decided that they would be cute and take a shower together. They are idiots, and therefore decided not to go into the separate room with a shower, the room with a door, but would instead take a shower in the stalls, where pretty much everyone could see. And see they did.
I spent a fair chunk of my night last night convincing the large football players across the hall that they shouldn't go and beat the shit out of those two fucking faggots. After a fair amount of persuasion, the football players agreed not to beat the shit out of the two, provided that it never happened again.
The two were so oblivious that they didn't realize that anyone would mind that two guys were taking a shower together.
I should have let the football players teach those silly faggots a lesson.
