Inspired by Liz, I've been going through old blogs and rereading them. I stumbled upon this little ditty from exactly one year ago. That was cool of me.
Everything I Say Is Right.
I’ve decided that anyone who attacks me, tries to refute my logic, does not agree with my views 100%, intimates that not everything I say or do is perfect, does not understand and support my cultural, political and sexual positions, or refuses to accept each and every one of my many viewpoints must be “anti-Bob” or “unBobeian”.
Next time someone disagrees with me, I’m gonna straight out accuse them of being unBobeian. If they try arguing with me, I’m gonna call them anti-Bob, and shut down all paths of communication. If they attempt to in any way to criticize me or my massive intellectual framework, I will point out their blatant Bobeism and call for their head on a chopping block.
