lions and tigers and lesbionic juices, oh my!

A friend of the roommate's has a lesbo-licous crush on the divine Ms. Allison Janney, who stars in my new obsession,The West Wing, found at least 3 times a day, thanks to the joys of reruns. Occasionally we get together and fawn over the show, as is appropriate. Last night, however, the friend almost ruined things by nearly creaming all over after I found an article featuring a photo of a nude Allison reading a newspaper. Obviously, the roommate and I don't allow that sort of behavior in the room; we have a reputation to maintain--gay roommates can't have lesbionic juices all over the place. That's just unsightly.