because I've been working on a few short stories, and I didn't think anyone would be interested. I could go into details about writing, but I won't, and the story is about 10 pages long, so I won't post it here for everyone. Here is a link to it on DeviantArt, but DeviantArt does not like indentation, so it's a bit annoying to read.
It's a rewrite of Cinderella, where the Prince is gay and Cinderella is an ugly, greedy boar.
In the words of Liz:
"It's got HOT ROYAL MANSEX!!!!"
Intrigued now, aren't you?
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.