Leo (July 23-Aug 22): Old-fashioned values and manners are seriously underrated by most people, but not you. Your attention to social rules may seem to go unappreciated, but truly classy people take note. You go down on an "A" list of sorts.
Eat that, bitches.
Though I do doubt if I will go down on an A lister unless it is Jake Gyllenhaal. Unless, of course, they mean a certain "A" list blogger, in which case my dreams have been resoundingly answered.
