October 6, 2004

Celebrity Stalkings, Part I

I totally saw one of the Real Worlders on my way to class today. Much better looking on the television, I must say, though he could have just had a wild and crazy Tuesday--I think they call them "Trashed Tuesdays" here. I sometimes forget which day of the week goes with which euphemism for drinking.

You have to remember that I'm from Wisconsin, and for local celebrities who made it big, it's him, Dean Cain, and the members of Garbage who aren't Shirley Manson.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.