Roommate: So, how'd your Logic test go?
Me: Well, most of it was ok, but then the last problem totally raped me.
Roommate: That sucks.
Me: I know! I wasn't even dressed skanky.
Roommate: Well, I don't know. You are a cock tease.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.