October 13, 2004

Lunch conversation

Roommate: So, how'd your Logic test go?

Me: Well, most of it was ok, but then the last problem totally raped me.

Roommate: That sucks.

Me: I know! I wasn't even dressed skanky.

Roommate: Well, I don't know. You are a cock tease.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.