So I found out last night that peeling kiwis is for chumps. You can eat the skin and you won't even notice.
Normally, I wouldn't mention something that mundane, but that cute guy showed me over dinner last night, and he went into excruciating detail about how it felt in his mouth.
Yum.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.