Apparently, the people from whom I borrow bandwidth have run out for the month. And no, 'borrow' does not need quotation marks around it--a few friends got together and bought a website, and since they had a lot of extra bandwidth they let me host some pictures. Unfortunately, I've proved too popular for them, so the pictures will be down until March.
So unless anyone wants to buy some webspace for me, you're stuck with text for the rest of the month. Sorry guys.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.