February 16, 2005

Online quizes are cheap and easy. Unlike me.

You're Desperately Seeking

You've already picked out the curtains! Of course you'd be a great mate -- but make sure your eagerness to couple up doesn't come across as desperation. Nobody likes to feel like they're being auditioned for the part of Your Spouse -- forcing the issue could even be sabotaging your chances with potential partners. Keep it light, and be patient: Some day your prince or princess will come, and it will be that much more magical if you haven't been standing around waiting for the carriage.


Are you relationship-ready? Find out now!


I normally don't put much stock in online quizzes, but sometimes they're a lot more succinct than I could ever be on the subject. Plus, there's a picture! I like pictures, because pictures don't involve philosphical treaties of antiquities.

Want another picture? Here:

It's a little something by Steve Walker, who has a lot of pictures like this but with more skin (if you're into that sort of thing).

I know I am.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.