This post contains discussion of same-sex marraiges: viewer discretion advised.
Simpsons rocked something fierce. I wish all cartoons would go gay. Remember how funny Family Guy was when Stewie was acting all queer? Remember the lesbian undertones of Peanuts, which is considered to be the best comic of all time? Adult Swim is always better with gay undertones. Spongebob's better with a tongue in cheek about cocks in cheeks, and Dmitri from Anastasia always made me feel a little funny downstairs.
"OOH! Look at me! I'm as straight as a one dollar bill!"
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.