Messages wishing me good luck. I don't want luck, I want ass. Or a date.
The obnoxious amount of 50 year old overweight men who want to give me a sensuous massage.
People not looking for hookups whose usernames are along the lines of "CumBottomBoi" or "SexyUWHookupStud84"
Premium memberships are too expensive for college students.
I feel guiltier when my roommate sees me trolling personal ads than when he catches me skimming chris geary.
None of the cute ones are responding.
Things I enjoy about online dating:
I did meet my (now ex) boyfriend on xy.com
Finding out which kids from high school are now out of the closet
Closeted kids from high school who are now named CumBucketBoi4U.
The fact that the ex is on gay.com about as much as I am.
