There's a special place in hell for those who schedule me to work starting at 5:30 in the morning.
::EDIT::
So maybe it wasn't as bad as expected. There was a plethora of cute 20-some guys in suits grabbing their morning coffee and doughnut on their way to work, which helped.
Immensely.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.