August 11, 2005

Tom Cruise is gay! Who's he having hot sex with?

We're in bizarro world where Tom Cruise renounces scientology and comes out. He starts dating boys and the celebrity magazines are taking hot pictures of him kissing his boyfriend! Who would be the hottest?

A queery, via K.

Personally, I say Brad Pitt. Not because I think they'd be the hottest couple per se, but because their relationship would result in tons of gay vampire jokes.

And even though Burt Bacharach thought that what the world needs now is love, sweet love, he was wrong. What the world needs now is gay vampires.

Sweet gay vampire love.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.