There's a meme going around; you type "yourname needs" into google and then post the top ten results. I wasn't planning on doing the meme, because I tend to think that they are lazy. However, I wasn't in the mood to start doing homework last night, and somehow "Bob needs" made its way into the google toolbar.
While perusing my results, one result stood out, and was too good not to post.
BOB NEEDS A LIFE AND SO DOES HIS GAY LIITLE BUT-BUDDIES
(I think they're talking about you, but-buddies.)
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.