January 31, 2006

So much for my resolution.

Surprise, surprise. I wasn't able to keep my resolution and have spent more time in the past week on gay.com than I would have liked. Which, of course, begs the question: Since I've returned from break, which one of these crazy charachters hasn't hit on me?

A. The wealthy 16 year old who offered to pay $50 if he could blow me in the sauna at the hotel where he is staying with his family while on vacation.

B. The 48 year old who wanted to know if I was into black men, as he loves watching young white boys worship his 12 inch mammoth cock and then ripping them a new one.

C. The 30-something "former porn star" who was flying back to CA in February and wanted some practice filming some "safe bareback" home videos before his flight

D. The 32 year old science professor who wanted to meet me in the bathroom in the science building of the local extension, stick my cock under the partition and let him feast.

E. The 22 year old Chilean grad student who wanted to try and take both my cock and his boyfriend's at once.

Oh gay.com. If I'm ever at a loss as to what to write about, you always pull through.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.