I had my first threesome yesterday.
Well, sorta. I don't really want to get too much into details, but I could probably argue that it really wasn't so much of a threesome as much as it was awkward.
Unfortunately, other than the sheer fact that I did that, there really isn't anything else interesting about it.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.