So yeah, they had their baby. But now the question is, who's going to be the first to write a parody of "The Surrey with the Fringe on the Top?" Will the bloggers beat out Best Week Ever? Will Talk Soup come up with something?
Will the first pictures of little Suri feature a headband with fringe on it?
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.