I'm not entirely sure what that means.
It's written in pen on the wall of the study corral at the library. I'm procrastinating on a paper on symbolism in Madame Bovary, but my eyes keep straying away from the laptop screen and towards the phrase. It's not the only thing written on the desk; other vandals have left their marks on the standard subjects of sports (Bucks Rule!), exhibitionism (Want to see Strawberry Shortcake's coochie? Call XXX-XXX-XXXX), romantic gestures (Nick hearts Jessica), and political slogans (Bush sucks).
I want to bottlefuck you with my socks on. I tried googling 'bottlefuck' but it just sent me into an endless loop of porn sites with random hyphenated obscenities and compound words that make no sense. I'm assuming that bottlefuck implies getting fucked by a bottle, much like a dildo. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.
I saw a video once where that happened--a guy took off the cap to a bottle of beer, stuck the end inside of a guy hanging in a sling, twisted and pumped it in for a few seconds. He then removed the bottle and drank, wrapping his lips ostentatiously around the mouth, seeming to slobber all over. He then put his thumb over the mouth of the bottle, shook it, and aimed the foam at the other man's taint and ass, going in to lick up the alcohol, sort of a bonus to the rimming.
I'm not sure if he was wearing socks in the video, though. I don't think it was shown, and even if it was shown, I had better things to have my eyes focused on at the time. I would guess he was wearing boots, as it would fit it with the rest of the mise-en-scene.
Personally, I don't like wearing socks during sex. Even if it's just a hookup (which hasn't happened since like, September) if I've scheduled myself some naked fun, it's going to be that: naked fun. Most feet aren't that attractive; I know mine aren't, but taking the few seconds to take off your socks shows shows that you're a better lover, that you're willing to take the extra time to make the experience more enjoyable. It's just good manners, too.
I suppose if there's a rushed freneticism to the sex, it's ok to leave them on. But if you're going to leave your socks on, you might as well leave your shoes on too, and just drop your pants and waddle over to the bed. Sex technically only needs a few square inches of flesh exposed to occur, and even then, most of those inches should be covered with a condom.
At first, I thought it read 'battlefuck,' which sounds more fun. Well, maybe not more fun, but it brought to mind American Gladiators, the physical competition show where four contestants (two male, two female) were pitted in the programs muscular, highly trained, and colorfully nicknamed "gladiators". (Something was definitely stirred in me while watching this show as a child on Saturday mornings.) Their nicknames were always had sexual undertones, like Spyke, Steel, and Hammer, and competitions always had vaguely erotic names, like the Joust, Powerball Assault, Hang Tough, and Swingshot, so Battlefuck isn't that far of a stretch. If I wasn't at the library, I bet I could google some porn parody of the show.
I want to bottlefuck you with my socks on. I wonder how that would work as a pickup line. I've definitely heard weirder come-ons online, but that phrase wouldn't sound so out of place on a gay.com chat window or the subject of a manhunt email.
In case you haven't noticed, I'm really not in the mood to write this paper on Madame Bovary.
