I was sworn, repeatedly to secrecy, but I can trust you guys, right? I mean, you have to promise not to tell anyone. I mean it. Even though no one who reads this has any clue as to the identity of anyone I'm going to be mentioning, you still have to promise. It's just too good for me not to tell anyone, I can't be expected to keep a secret this delicious to myself. Ok.
Jenna and Matt have been fooling around.
I know! Incredibly juicy, right? You have to promise not to tell anyone. Pinky swear.
