March 27, 2008

I have no standards

I think I've done this before, but some website online has posted a list of the One Hundred Unsexiest Men.

And I would do a whopping 13 of them. Not all at once, of course. And I would do them this afternoon, none of this "Five years ago, when he was hot" stuff. I'm not saying that we would date or even talk, I'm just saying that they are bone-able.

Of course, my implied want of sexual relations with unsexy men says absolutely nothing about Initials' desirability.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.