May 28, 2008

An Open Letter

Dear Joel,

I just wanted to let you know that I hate you. A lot.

Your book is so funny it made my boyfriend snort. In public, no less. And from a book, to boot!

Just because you are funny and famous and sexy doesn't mean that you can go around making people's boyfriends look like geeks. Said people's boyfriends don't need the help.
Love and Kisses,
Bob
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.