For clarity's sake, the guy we hope to start having threesomes with is going to have a pseudonym of "McHomo" because he kinda looks like McLovin from Superbad, but ten years older and without any sort of awkward puberty gawkiness. He's never been in a threesome before, and when we mentioned it a few weeks ago, he wanted some time to think it over, and now's the first time our schedules have allowed the three of us to hang out.
For the sake of your imaginations, Initials looks kind of like Justin Long from the Mac ads but with a constant five o'clock shadow, and according to this website's face recognition software, I look like James Van Der Beek without the fivehead. So I mean, a threesome would totally be a good idea, right? Allow me to prove it to you with lazy photoshop skills.
At any rate, after the show, faking pleasantries with our various acquaintances, exaggerating our enjoyment for politeness' sake, we went out for drinks. Initials' had an incredibly gay cocktail known as a "Foosy Woo Woo," which was advertised on the little placards on every table. He had two of those, and McHomo had some other gay sounding drink advertised on the placard, but it was nowhere near as gay-sounding as "Foosy Woo Woo." I had a couple of beers. Ok, so they were imported ambers developed by Bavarian monks, but it was still beer. I'm super-butch.
We went over to McLovin's place after the bar, for some more drinks and to watch some TV. Unfortunately, Initials was too far gone from the "Foosy Woo Woos" to seal the threesome deal, despite his over-the-clothing attempts at molestation. And now McLovin is having second thoughts over whether we get to pop his threesome cherry, and I'm having second thoughts about not punching Initials in the face for his alcohol-influenced imitation of a horny octopus.
Fortunately, the next night he made it up to me by cooking me dinner and taking me to see Hamlet 2 which was delightful. And hopefully McLovin will call again this weekend with some other lazy pretense to hang out at his place and "watch a movie."
