October 14, 2008

Dear Man Booker People,

Like the Nobel prize people (see last week's post), you fail in your choice in choosing Adiga's debut novel as the best, most original novel of the year. Sure, I was able to get more than four pages into White Tiger, but after about page 20 I decided that I had had enough of his stilted shenanigans. (Toltz had my vote.)

Then again, both of you guys have had a pretty bad track record in picking your award winners lately. People stop caring about your winner about two days later, and most of the hubbub revolves around why the award-givers got it wrong.

Step it up, literary award-givers! If I ever buckle down and start writing my novel, and am fortunately enough to get nominated for an award, I'd at least like to lose to a good book, not some forced comparison of cultures while the protagonist loses his innocence in a totally predictable manner. I get it, it's the American Dream but in India. It's not that clever.

Love,
Bob
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.