November 19, 2008

Prize Fighter

I don't know whether to be proud or slightly ashamed that I answered every question correctly in People magazine's Guess the Pecs quiz in their Sexiest Men Alive online issue. This means that I am called a Prize Fighter.

You have a buff body of knowledge – you must be studying these hot celebs day and night (and who could blame you?).

I did have to guess on the last one, but still.

I remember when I was still living at home, and when this issue of my mom's People subscription came I would steal it from our recyclable bin after she was done. By the time I moved out to go to college, I had seven years worth of magazines hidden in a box near my bed. For, um, the articles.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.