Inspired by those old READ posters that covered my elementary and junior high libraries, I was able to convince these, ahem, celebrities, to strip down to promote the reading of contemporary fiction with the promise that I would cover their important inches with the covers of books I've read recently.
Waiter Rant by Steve Dublanica

Areas of My Expertise by John Hodgman

Babel Tower by A.S. Byatt

A People's History of American Empire by Howard Zinn, Mike Konopacki, and Paul Puhle

Empire Falls by Richard Russo

Better of McSweeney's, Dave Eggers, ed.
