Muppet Movies are Always the Best...

Sorry Triumph, but this Muppet movie is pretty good, even without your feces. If the "Moulin Rouge" parody doesn't get you, then the "It's a Wonderful Life" will.

(The only youtube version of the Moulin Rouge parody I could find is in Spanish, which only adds to the surrealistic genius.)

If Kermit had never been born, the world would be a much different place. Fonzie would become a singing pick-pocket, Rizzo would star on Fear Factor, Scooter is a cage-dancer, Beeker is on 'roids, and Miss Piggy becomes Miss Cleo, giving fortunes over the phone in a horrible Jamaican accent.

Go buy some alcohol, and then Netflix this movie. You will not regret it.