August 5, 2009


You can tell you're getting older when your birthday wishes are all responsible and boring. My parents are getting me a dining room table and chairs, and I think my sister is getting me a vacuum, and instead of looking forward to a big lunch with family or dinner and drinks with friends I'm more excited for tomorrow afternoon when the parents take me to Target to load up on cleaning supplies for when I move out next week.

But still, it looks like my birthday has come a day early this year, with my discovery of the LOLCat Bible.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.