September 13, 2009

"Your Cthulhu Impersonation Is Not A Turn-On!"

I may put up with the boyfriend's sci-fi geekery with saint-like patience, but there's only so much I can allow.

Admittedly, I did not say that in the bedroom, but rather after a half hour of him trying to get me into the sack despite my pleas that I was still too full from dinner.

But still. Not sexy.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.