There are something like 22 libraries on campus, and there's a lot of books. Still, imagine my surprise to find a how-to manual on tearooms on the shelves.
And no, I didn't check it out. But I thought about it.
(I'll be answering your questions sometime this week)
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.