April 27, 2005

what I'm like in the sack

I few days ago, I posted about one of Heart's friends from California who is big into astrology. Lately, in my off time, I've been futzing around, finding out what the stars have to say about me. Amazingly, it's usually accurate.

I'm posting what Astro.com says about my love, flirtation, and relationships. It's pretty dead on. I edited the parts about the moons and suns in various houses, but the info is still there. I figured this would gives better information than those questions from that meme (which I will answer, I will). Besides, it talks about what I'm like in the sack. You sickos'll love that.
You have an affable, affectionate nature, emphasizing physical expression. The physical love you seek is rather playful and childlike, and others see you as outgoing and friendly.

You seem to have an open, straightforward nature without too much complexity: self- confident and charming, with an honest natural social grace. This may reflect your inner nature, but as often as not, your cheerful, outgoing appearance hides a much more complex and inward-turned personality.

However, the disadvantage of this duality is that you may feel pressured to sustain an image that you don't truly feel within. However, for true and lasting communication, you must establish inner rapport with your partners; that will determine the success of the relationship.

Leo is the sign of the lover, and the Sun here gives your personality grace, generosity and charm. You give and receive love freely, and you surround your partner with tenderness and affection.

Your innate tendency is to lavish affection on your partner, which may startle or overwhelm someone who is not accustomed to it. You can give out too much of good thing.

Do not expect your lover to return your affections in the same style. Even the deepest love can be expressed in many different ways, which you may have to search for.

You are a very loyal partner, as long as you are given freedom to be. You must also grant that same right to your lover and avoid possessiveness or jealousy. Loyalty comes from the heart, and you will know through feelings rather than actions if a partner is right for you.

Whenever you have problems in a relationship, analyze them with your feelings, not your mind.

You have a strong sense of privacy and individuality. You disclose your inner feelings only in the most intimate circumstances and only to those whom you feel are your closest friends. Such openness is, in fact, the highest honor and token of love that you can bestow upon a friend or lover.

Because of your natural reticence, you don't actively seek new relationships, but rather tend to wait for others to seek you out.

Others may see your personal life as quite mysterious, attracting speculation about behind- closed-doors affairs. They will seldom be able to assess your private life accurately, but the very mystery will make you seem more attractive and desirable.

Since you were born at sunrise, you are indeed the early bird and usually have your choice of desirable partners when there is competition.

You tend to dominate a relationship simply through the strength of your presence. Your talent for selling yourself will allow you to get your way, but you should use this talent with respect, not abuse it. You have the potential to be either a vibrant, glowing personality or a crashing bore, depending on how wisely you use this gift.

Thus, in seeking a partner, do not make conquests gratuitously; instead, pursue only someone who presents real potential for a creative relationship.

Even in scenes that would cause others to be downhearted or discouraged, you can find a spark of laughter and mirth that brightens the situation and makes it more enjoyable.

You should find a lover who shares your easygoing and broad approach to life.

In the long run, your style of loving is more in the spirit of a warm, friendly fireplace on a late fall night: merry, comforting, the essence of happy comradeship.

For you, the ideal relationship is one that provides an emotional bulwark for time of trouble or distress. You are happiest with a partner who is absolutely true to you, who is always there when needed.

Partly for that reason, you will probably fall into a live-in relationship, because it provides the greatest opportunities for warmth and expression of your love. You are not able to give all you have in a single night, and both you and your lover will find it far more satisfying to live together twenty-four hours a day.

Ideally your partner should cherish the wealth of care and thoughtfulness that you can provide.

This position indicates that you have a generous helping of desire and a healthy sexual appetite.

Your taste runs to all-over-the-body sensuality rather than to localized tastes.

You aren't concerned with impressive accouterments; you just want pleasure to be readily available.

If there is any drawback to this position, it is that you demand high standards and will not stand for stinginess or boredom.

This position lends a good deal of social charm and grace as well as physical attractiveness.

You are naturally responsive to other people's needs, and many will look to you for sympathy and understanding. Don't let anyone mistake your empathy and diplomacy for weakness, or people will try to manipulate you and take advantage of your willingness to listen.

Anyone with such a great natural advantage should use it to seduce and enfold a desired lover rather than take him or her by storm.

You harbor a desire for a long time before allowing it to break out, and then it is very intense. For this reason, your lover may not be truly aware of the nature or extent of your needs. It is wise to express yourself verbally beforehand so there will be no imbalance on your partner's part.

Because of this rather dominating high energy, you often rule a relationship, directly or indirectly, particularly in its physical aspects. You need a partner who is open to sexual adventure and self-abandonment, someone who can experience your kind of sexuality.

True communication takes a while for you to develop, but once established, the ties are very deep and not easily broken.

You tend to be a careful and thoughtful lover who creates an all-encompassing sexual experience for your partner. You are able to transmit a certain intimacy and security through lovemaking that few others can achieve.

To enhance this quality, you should express your love in somewhat protected, familiar circumstances that complement your style.

Although your sexual technique is pretty fundamental, your manner of loving has considerable strength, and your partner can always depend on you in a pinch.

Admit it. You all want me.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.