I hate memes, but I fill them out anyways because I'm lazy.
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Cuddling with a loved one.
Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Rimbaud
Which living person do you most admire?
Kathleen Hanna
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Insecurity.
What is your greatest extravagance?
Picking up the check at restaurants with friends.
What is your favorite journey?
To the bathroom for a post-coital, shared shower.
On what occasion do you lie?
When I think the truth isn't interesting or provacative enough
Which living person do you most despise?
Fred Phelps
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
Peter
When and where were you happiest?
This fall, when the ex would come and visit for a weekend.
Which talent would you most like to have?
Schmoozing.
What is your current state of mind?
Lonely
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Being allowed to teach at Renaissance.
If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
An overly-nice kindergarten teacher
What is your most treasured possession?
My computer. It's got all my history in its files.
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
University of Stevens Point.
What is your favorite occupation?
Writer.
What is the quality you most like in a man?
High brow wit
What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Sarcasm
Who are your favorite writers?
David Leavitt, Oscar Wilde, Carole Nelson Douglas, and Tennesse Williams
What is your motto?
A witty saying proves nothing. (Voltaire)
