May 29, 2004

My away message.

Had the villain in "The Wizard of Oz"
been an elitist snot rather than a
snarly old lady in greenface, the
movie's "I'm melting!" scene might
have looked like I do now.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.