Redneck zombie aliens shot JFK?
Sure, why not?
Elvis lives, is a construction worker?
Darn tootin, he is.
Princess Diana was carrying Boy George's love child?
And I bet that's just the cutest lil fetus.
Wacko Jacko weds Brooke Shields in Vegas?
They made a really cute couple.
Britney Spears eats her backup singers in Satanic ritual?
I mean, who hasn't?
Biggie and Tupac: alive and married in San Fran?
Eat that, Eminem
There's a vast left wing conspiracy out to control the media?
You don't say?
These are all fine and dandy, but the thing about this one about Nick Berg is that I wouldn't be surprised if it were true.
