One nation under a groove,
Getting ME down just for the funk of it
One nation and we're on the move,
Nothin can stop us now
I'm in a funk. Not a P-Funk, mind you, but you get the idea.
I've tried many things. I have tried to dance my way out of my constrictions. I have pigged out on many fattening foods. I even watched a fucking Audrey Tatou movie and still, if this were a cartoon, my ears would be emitting little wisps of smoke, I'd have a raincloud hovering over my head, and my guardian devil would be beating the shit out of my guardian angel on my right shoulder.
I could elaborate on why I'm down, but then again, I'm posting on a Friday night. That should be explanation enough.
Fuck.
