Everyone in their right mind is addicted to fleshbot, and, 1, being of sound mind and body, am no exception. Today, they guided me to a lovely magazine called Junk, which features mostly naked boys, artistically shot, along with a handful of articles. It's a most excellent site.
Even though you're not going to get any mostly naked pictures of me, I am going to answer the questions that the models are asked. There's no real reason for this; the questions aren't even all that interesting, except that memes will be the death of me. Sorry about this.
The Seven Deadly Questions
1. Name three guilty pleasures and three pet peeves.
Guilty pleasures: the spice girls, chicken tenders, campy mystery novels where the detective owns a cat who helps out with the investigations (you have no idea how many series that constitutes)
Pet peeves: really badly written lyrics(eg "She Hate Me," "100 Years"), poetry written by teenagers, stupid people in large groups
2. Have you ever stolen anything?
Not really. I used to work at a Subway, and occasionally an entire batch of white chocolate macadamia nut cookies would magically disappear, but that doesn't count.
3. What's one typically unsexy thing you find sexy?
A guy acting paternal around his kids is always hot.
4. Have you ever heard a rumor about yourself? Wanna start one?
I made Natalie Portman cry.
5. Who (or what...ya freak) do you masturbate to?
I love the faces guys make, especially when they are being entered or are about to cum. I think it's something about the eyes, how the guys are so into it, they can't even keep their eyes open, coupled with a gaping mouth that really does it for me.
6. What's the one thing you're most jealous of?
People with trust funds who are able to persue their dreams. Becoming a professional poet is hella unrealistic for a working stiff like me.
7. Assuming every member if your preferred gender shoots you down, who's the first member of the other gender you start hittin' on?
Allison Janney is the hottest woman on earth.
