This morning, for brunch, I had a banana.
Throughout the afternoon I snacked on carrots and cucumbers dipped in Ranch sauce.
I chewed on the ends of pens and markers while doing some writing.
For dinner, I had a (vegetarian) brat and a dill pickle.
...
...yeah..... I know that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but I think that this time it may mean something else.
Damn it's been a while.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.