About a week ago I received an email from Steven asking if I would put a link to him. Now, this email arrived in my junk mail folder, and the title of the email was "HI" so by all means I should have junked it without opening it, but I was feeling adventurous or something. Cosmically I must have known it wasn't junk mail.
His email was nice and sweet. He is working on a website for gay youth and wants me to link to him. While it was nice and all, it sounded a bit like a junk mail scam that permeates guestbooks. The biggest tip-off was that he signed off with "Very Truly Yours," and I doubted he was alluding to G & S. I was going to delete it, but I hated to think about not responding to someone's email. I always try to follow his rules, so I fired off a email asking for justification. He replied, and was a nice guy about it, but I still feel like a dork for questioning him.
However. According to his blog, he is the president of three clubs on his campus, maintains a 3.8 GPA, and runs a non-profit organization in his spare time. That makes him the dork. That also makes him a better person than I am, ergo I hate him. (edit: He maintains he is a sexy dork, and not a normal one.)
Because I feel like a jerk for my email, I'd like to ask everyone to click the above banner 80,000 times to help me repent. I'd like him to have more hits than Tina Turner on her honeymoon. (That's right. I went there.) Otherwise, if you could sign up for his bi-weekly newsletter, that'd be great, too. It's for a good cause: GYUP:
helping all the young dykes and faggots feel like they belong.
Pretty please? I'll love you forever.
