My parents: "There's been an accident, somebody's hurt"
My sister: "Somebody broke up. They're in tears and they want to talk to me"
Me: Well, I didn't have a clue why anyone would be calling.
Tina (via the phone): OHMYGODHARRYPOTTER C'MON BOB LET'S GO SEE IT!!!
Me: Ok.
Midnight showing of Harry Potter. Jaw-dropping. Visual orgasm, directed by the love child of Julie Taymor, Peter Jackson, Tim Burton, Erich von Stroheim and Ang Lee, if such a thing were possible. Best movie I've seen in a long time.
More later, as it is 3:15 right now, and I work 8 hours tomorrow.
I mean today. Fuck.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.