August 10, 2004

Thank you cards

Dear Grandma,

Thank you for the lovely (used) phone card. The next time I need to place a phone call and my cell phone isn't working, my dad's government-subsidized phone card isn't working, and my dorm room's long distance package isn't installed properly, I'll make sure to use your gift. Provided, of course, that the call I need to place is less than 16 minutes and is before the expiration date of September 31, 2004.

Thanks again!

PS- How's that onslaught of senility treating you?
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.