September 20, 2004

Here's hoping this works...

I went and saw Outfoxed last night, and was sort of banking on the anger towards everyone and everything related to the FOX News Network to supply today's post. Unfortunately, the movie didn't really do much for me. I probably could have made a similar documentary using Flash, a VCR, and a masochistic desire to watch a lot of Bill O'Reilly. Eh.

Fortunately, the Emmys were on when I got back, and I got to see the divine Allison Janney look pretty damn good in a little green number.

And every time Angels In America won an award, I grew a little bit more giddy and proud. It made me almost want to prance down the hallways in hotpants, singing my little song:

I'm a cocksucking faggot, a flaming faggot
A fuck buddy, fruitcake-cum-supernelly homo
Uncle Walt, Auntie Mame, little sissy pansy
Fudge-packing butt pirate, drag queen, hairdresser
Interior decorator, pervert, pornographer
Sodomite, sex fiend, mincing, limpy-wrist
Scat-nosed poof prince, a resident of Castro
And President of the United States of Love

Said President of the United States of Love

Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.