I totally beat somebody up last night for trying to mess with my Itunes. It started out jocular and jovial but then I totally fucking whooped his ass. He says he couldn't counter my attack because he was laughing so hard, but my laughter was pretty encompassing too. He's just mad because I totally emasculated him in front of a bunch of guys.
That'll teach him to mess with me. I'm like a fucking mongoose man. A mother-fucking mongoose.
