Straight boys are often the source of many fantasies, my own included. Frat boys seem to be one of most valuable offsets, if the internet is to be trusted. I suppose there's something about that which you cannot have: the ass is always sweeter on the other side, so to speak.
Yet most people forget that college guys are stupid. For example, last night my roommates played a rousing game of roshambo (with a lacrosse ball) and they didn't even playing doctor afterwards.
I will never understand straight guys.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.