October 21, 2004

No, this post is not purely masturbatory

Straight boys are often the source of many fantasies, my own included. Frat boys seem to be one of most valuable offsets, if the internet is to be trusted. I suppose there's something about that which you cannot have: the ass is always sweeter on the other side, so to speak.

Yet most people forget that college guys are stupid. For example, last night my roommates played a rousing game of roshambo (with a lacrosse ball) and they didn't even playing doctor afterwards.

I will never understand straight guys.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.