Modify the lyrics, that is. Not my gender. Thanks, but, um, no thanks. The sentiment is still the same, though.
Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend.mp3
(right click, save as, rock out, rinse, repeat)
I still haven't found a girlfriend though I've tried a lot
So can you help me please; it's tougher than I thought.
The odds are pretty good but the goods are pretty odd
Still at this point, I'd take anything you've got.
You see this all the time--nice girls in love with jerks
What could they be thinking? Tell me how it works.
If I've got some problems, well, I wouldn't be the first
But the ones I have in mind are even worse
Even Hitler had a girlfriend
Who he could always call
Who'd always be there for him
In spite of all his faults.
He was the worst guy ever
Reviled and despised
Even Hitler had a girlfriend
So why can't I?
Life is full of contradictions, hard to understand
For every happy woman, there's a lonely man.
Nixon had his puppy, Charles Manson had his clan
But God forbid that I get a girlfriend.
Even Hitler had a girlfriend
Who he could call his own
To sweeten days of bitterness
And feeling all alone.
I'm not as bad as Hitler
But it doesn't mean a thing
Since they'd rather be with Hitler more than me
I don't see
Why they'd rather be with Hitler more than me.
