December 24, 2004

And I do mean the ONLY thing.

The only good thing about living at home during winter break is that I can stick my body pillow in the dryer before I go to bed, and then pretend that the pillow is emanating body heat, like the imaginary hot boy I pretend it to be.

Man it's going to be a long winter break.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.