December 23, 2004

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Doesn't you want to just cum all over his face?

I know I do.

His name is Dave Karger, and there aren't any better pictures of him available online. He looks much better on tv, trust me. He writes articles for Entertainment Weekly occasionally, and hosted the latest episode of Reel Comedy (on Life Aquatic).

It was all I could do to keep myself from tossing my rocks off on the television screen.

Ok, maybe not, but I like to hyperbolize.
Here lies a most ridiculous raw youth, indulging himself in the literary graces that he once vowed to eschew. Now he just rocks out.