Kat: I think you are just too odd to date, Bob. Meeting you is like inviting a haughty text book into conversation. You are bad at faking, you are straight forward, and you are smart.... in college (in Madison) that is like inviting a heavy weight to bed.
Kat: You are too hip for college sex.
I don't know how much I believe her, but it's been over a year, and I'll take any explanation that doesn't involve me thinking I'm an unattractive jerk.